____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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