They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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