I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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