she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
