yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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