I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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