I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize