he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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