You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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