Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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