doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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