I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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