Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Welp...herpes.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
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I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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