So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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