garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Dual....:-)
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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