All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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