You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
