Just fell off a train. Bad.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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