Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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