Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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