Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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