i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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