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(816): View more from Missouri

Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.

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(518): View more from New York

I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.

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(563): View more from Iowa

She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...

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(678): View more from Georgia

she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy

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(816): View more from Missouri

He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.

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(631): View more from New York

beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.

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(817): View more from Texas

Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3

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(618): View more from Illinois

So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?

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