There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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OPIZZABONMYDICK
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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