Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.