I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
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i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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