Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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