Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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