your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Its about making memories worth repressing
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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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