I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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