On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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