He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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