Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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