ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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