But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
