So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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