Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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