Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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