would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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