i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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