The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
My liver just had a heart attack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize