the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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