Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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