Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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