I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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