This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize
