i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
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he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.