Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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