"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
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Good for you!
A mini version? SJ is already tiny, what is she, a midget??
Hell hath no fury like a hot slut turned away.
I don't care how hot she is, nobody's worth STDs or an extra-large helping of crazy.
No way Hawkeye, let that arrow fly.
What He's really saying is if you stick around long enough, your hotness will be too much and he will give in.