"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
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Good for you!
Hell hath no fury like a hot slut turned away.
I don't care how hot she is, nobody's worth STDs or an extra-large helping of crazy.
A mini version? SJ is already tiny, what is she, a midget??
No way Hawkeye, let that arrow fly.
What He's really saying is if you stick around long enough, your hotness will be too much and he will give in.