So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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