I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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