if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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