Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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