oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
In other news, I just burned my penis
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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