At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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