He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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