This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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