did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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