so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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