You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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