Dual....:-)
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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