im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
